Sit around the fire children and I'll tell you a story...
Auburn Tigers 4 (AT4) was created by God... (I'm not lying. His username was really God.) way back in the year of our Lord 2013. He had come down from the higher AT clans to start a "feeder system" whereas members new to the game could learn the ropes and progress higher into the upper feeder clans.
Soon after creating AT$, God disappeared (into a swingers clan I may add... again not lying) and left the clan in disarray. The evil Andrew Lyle was named leader and soon went inactive... The Dark ages commenced...
The times of War were upon the Clash of Clans universe about this time and it seemed the clan of Auburn Tigers 4 was doomed. The Very Average Jeremy accepted the Almighty Domnius into the clan and the future seemed brighter. "Promote me to Co-leader", the All Powerful Domnius interjected, "so that the wars we are about to face may be dealt with accordingly and with great might!" Jeremy agreed and all looked well.
Consensus was reached that leadership need be overthrown and Jeremy, with his second (and last) good idea decided to venture far off into AT5 Land and request leadership of the Powerful yet fair Oriees who had Nelson Mandella, Mother Teresa and Rambo like qualities. "I will come to make sure the deal is orchestrated suitably" the Unwavering Domnius pronounced.
The deal was made to merge AT5 into AT4.
War began...
...without proper planning... Bombs exploded, cannons fired and traps sprang, leaving AT4 in a smokey mess filled with confusion and angst.
"It's OK boys we'll get the next one" sang in Graybear with his unstoppable optimism as he hit the Start a War button... Cries of "NO!!" shot out thru the clan "PEOPLE ARE INACTIVE!! WE NEED TO GET RID OF EVERYONE NOT ON BOARD WITH THE PLAN!!"... The people who fought in it, fought bravely but lack of participation left AT4 0-2...
After days of trying to get in touch with the foul Andrew Lyle, he showed up and said... "wus up"... "We need you to step down and hand over leadership!", the people cried. "We need a leader that can lead and is active for more than one day a week!" Leadership was relinquished and given to the happy, go-lucky Oriees of AT5 Land.
KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK. The clan felt tighter and after a few wars all was well.
Winning continued as did the distaste for the existing "feeder system". "Why are we just getting the rejects from the higher clans?", "What have they done to help us out", "WHY ARE THEY LOSING SO MANY WARS?"
Very Average Jeremy with his third good idea (I know I said earlier that he only had two, but bite me) suggested to sit in a war with other, like minded clans to see how they run. "We shall do this", decreed The All Astute Domnius. Ideas were exchanged and bonds made.
A new clan was subsequently made... "We the people of Auburn United, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for.... bla bla bla"
The new clan, Auburn United thrived, powering through any speed bumps along the way with a swift kick to the hind quarters. Wars were fruitful and successful, with a few growing pains when clumps of members would upgrade to new town hall levels at the same time. We soon grew to a size where it became difficult to integrate lower TH levels and people learning our way of Clash. A sibling clan, BODDA GETTA (all caps) was created, but was slow to gain traction.
Very Average Jeremy miraculously mustered an unprecedented fourth (again, bite me) good idea, once again venturing out into the wild in search of like minded individuals. This time his travels led him back to his roots, the original Auburn Tigers 1 clan. Among the rubble that was the remnants of this clan he found the Four Horsemen (Wooooooo!) who were ready to venture out and explore new territory. It was agreed the Horsemen would be inserted as leaders of our fledgling sibling clan, and BODDA GETTA (all caps) has since prospered.
The legend of the Auburn United clan family continues to grow as members continue to rise in TH levels, explore and master new attack strategies, and generally terrorize the Clash of Clans community. The future is indeed bright.
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!
Auburn Tigers 4 (AT4) was created by God... (I'm not lying. His username was really God.) way back in the year of our Lord 2013. He had come down from the higher AT clans to start a "feeder system" whereas members new to the game could learn the ropes and progress higher into the upper feeder clans.
Soon after creating AT$, God disappeared (into a swingers clan I may add... again not lying) and left the clan in disarray. The evil Andrew Lyle was named leader and soon went inactive... The Dark ages commenced...
The times of War were upon the Clash of Clans universe about this time and it seemed the clan of Auburn Tigers 4 was doomed. The Very Average Jeremy accepted the Almighty Domnius into the clan and the future seemed brighter. "Promote me to Co-leader", the All Powerful Domnius interjected, "so that the wars we are about to face may be dealt with accordingly and with great might!" Jeremy agreed and all looked well.
Consensus was reached that leadership need be overthrown and Jeremy, with his second (and last) good idea decided to venture far off into AT5 Land and request leadership of the Powerful yet fair Oriees who had Nelson Mandella, Mother Teresa and Rambo like qualities. "I will come to make sure the deal is orchestrated suitably" the Unwavering Domnius pronounced.
The deal was made to merge AT5 into AT4.
War began...
...without proper planning... Bombs exploded, cannons fired and traps sprang, leaving AT4 in a smokey mess filled with confusion and angst.
"It's OK boys we'll get the next one" sang in Graybear with his unstoppable optimism as he hit the Start a War button... Cries of "NO!!" shot out thru the clan "PEOPLE ARE INACTIVE!! WE NEED TO GET RID OF EVERYONE NOT ON BOARD WITH THE PLAN!!"... The people who fought in it, fought bravely but lack of participation left AT4 0-2...
After days of trying to get in touch with the foul Andrew Lyle, he showed up and said... "wus up"... "We need you to step down and hand over leadership!", the people cried. "We need a leader that can lead and is active for more than one day a week!" Leadership was relinquished and given to the happy, go-lucky Oriees of AT5 Land.
KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK. The clan felt tighter and after a few wars all was well.
Winning continued as did the distaste for the existing "feeder system". "Why are we just getting the rejects from the higher clans?", "What have they done to help us out", "WHY ARE THEY LOSING SO MANY WARS?"
Very Average Jeremy with his third good idea (I know I said earlier that he only had two, but bite me) suggested to sit in a war with other, like minded clans to see how they run. "We shall do this", decreed The All Astute Domnius. Ideas were exchanged and bonds made.
A new clan was subsequently made... "We the people of Auburn United, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for.... bla bla bla"
The new clan, Auburn United thrived, powering through any speed bumps along the way with a swift kick to the hind quarters. Wars were fruitful and successful, with a few growing pains when clumps of members would upgrade to new town hall levels at the same time. We soon grew to a size where it became difficult to integrate lower TH levels and people learning our way of Clash. A sibling clan, BODDA GETTA (all caps) was created, but was slow to gain traction.
Very Average Jeremy miraculously mustered an unprecedented fourth (again, bite me) good idea, once again venturing out into the wild in search of like minded individuals. This time his travels led him back to his roots, the original Auburn Tigers 1 clan. Among the rubble that was the remnants of this clan he found the Four Horsemen (Wooooooo!) who were ready to venture out and explore new territory. It was agreed the Horsemen would be inserted as leaders of our fledgling sibling clan, and BODDA GETTA (all caps) has since prospered.
The legend of the Auburn United clan family continues to grow as members continue to rise in TH levels, explore and master new attack strategies, and generally terrorize the Clash of Clans community. The future is indeed bright.
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!